
Some humor for the day...
Spelling Lessons
Teacher asks the kids in spelling class to tell what their father does
for a living, and spell it. First kid says, "My daddy's a baker. That's
b-a-k-e-r. He makes bread and lots of sweet goodies to eat."
Second kid says, "My daddy's a banker. That's b-a-n-k-e-r. He makes
lots of money, buys us
Stumbling to Find Words
At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor
was telling the guests about this home country and himself.
As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and
understanding wife but, alas, no children."
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue,
he said,
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