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Rude Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing

Talking Dog
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking-dog stuff? There ain't no such animal." Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me,

Too Many Choices
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? Answer: Tea, please. Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea Question: How would you like it? Black or White? Answer: White Question: Milk

No Tapping
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped Centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, ?Look mate, don?

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